Well, to start off I might not know you in any way shape or form. Maybe Google led you here. Or you clicked from somewhere else. But I want you to go somewhere and purchase a loaf of garlic bread.
Reason 1. It is food.
You cannot say no to food. If you like garlic just a smidge, legit go and buy a loaf. Warm it up and get it a little bit crisp. Boom. It’s golden. It’s yummy.
Reason 2. There’s no wrong time.
Breakfast? Garlic bread.
Midnight? Garlic bread.
4:47pm bored? Garlic bread.
Do I even need to continue?
If you hate garlic bread just say it. I might not understand, but it’s your choice to ignore such a thing.
Anyways, if you are going to eat it — you’ve earned it. Eat it!!
About Me
Hey! I’m Pat, a high school student who enjoys great bread, building cool things online, and technology. I’m just getting started on my writing journey!
When I’m not taste-testing garlic bread, I’m working on sustainability projects, web development, or tinkering with tech.
📬 Reach out: hello@thegarlicbread.com
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