About Me

Hey there — I’m the person behind The Garlic Bread Weekly.

No, I’m not a chef. No, I don’t run a restaurant. I’m just someone who thinks the internet needs more carbs and fewer passive-aggressive emails. This little blog started as a joke, then slowly turned into my favorite place to dump thoughts, make bad puns, and spew thoughts honestly.

I’m a high school student and chronically online human who finds comfort in eating the one and only garlic bread. You won’t find recipes here (for now), but you will find a scattered and interesting amount of writings from me.

I write this blog for anyone who:
– Loves bread
– Loves garlic bread
– Loves food??

If that’s you, welcome. You belong here.
If it’s not you… maybe stick around anyway. Worst case, you leave with more info, right?

Thanks for reading.

– Pat