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  • Teach garlic bread

    Students across the USA and the world alike are expected to maintain happiness while dealing with math, essays, random historical events, and things like the acceleration of gravity being 9.81 m/s². Well, in all of this learning, one thing is missing.

    Garlic Bread.

    Why should we teach this?

    It teaches a practical life skill. Garlic bread is not just a side dish. It is a lifestyle, a rite of passage, and a character-building experience.

    Cooking: Learning to toast bread with garlic, butter, and not set off the fire alarm is the kind of real-world skill that everyone should learn.

    Time Management: There is a window. A narrow window between “golden perfection” and “burnt sad.” This is how we teach urgency.

    Next. History.
    History: Trace the lineage of garlic, wheat, and butter through ancient civilizations.

    Or Even Math: Fractions. Measurements. Dividing slices equally with the people you hate…

    The Counterarguments?
    “They should focus on real subjects.”
    Okay. When’s the last time physics comforted you during a cry session?

    “But not everyone likes garlic.”
    That’s what electives classes are for. Right?

    That’s it for this week.

    -Pat

    About Me

    Hey! I’m Pat, a high school student who enjoys great bread, building cool things online, and technology. I’m just getting started on my writing journey!

    When I’m not taste-testing garlic bread, I’m working on sustainability projects, web development, or tinkering with tech.

    📬 Reach out: hello@thegarlicbread.com

  • Wegmans Garlic Bread Review

    When it comes to store-bought bread, expectations are usually low. You grab something quick, maybe pop it in the oven, and hope for the best. But sometimes, a humble grocery loaf can actually surprise you. Today, we’re talking about Wegmans Garlic Bread, and why it’s earned a permanent spot in my cart.

    Price
    $6.00 per loaf

    Value
    4/5
    Honestly, the price has been rising for the past few years. At times, coupons are available on the app for small discounts. But overall, not bad value — especially considering the economy at the moment.

    Texture
    4.7/5
    Excellent crunch on the crust, with a soft, fluffy interior that holds the flavor in well without getting soggy.

    Flavor
    4.5/5
    Real garlic flavor. Not artificial tasting. It’s a nice compliment to a sandwich or even alone. Not overpowering, but something that lingers.

    Overall Vibe
    4.3/5
    For a store bakery garlic bread, Wegmans seriously overdelivers. It doesn’t just pass — it genuinely competes with restaurant bread baskets.

    Additional Comments
    Eating this bread on the first day is out of this world. I could eat half the loaf easily. After the first day, it goes downhill, but don’t worry at all. The bread is PERFECT for a sandwich or anything. Just throw it in a toaster for a couple minutes and that crisp bread comes to life.

    Calories
    140 per 1.25 slices (weird amount, but fine)

    Rating: 8.7/10
    Would absolutely recommend for solo snacks or sandwiches. Staple bread — especially if Wegmans is available for you on the East Coast.

    My personal go-to bread. There. I said it.

    Enjoy the rest of your day. Whenever you’re reading this.

    – Pat

    About Me

    Hey! I’m Pat, a high school student who enjoys great bread, building cool things online, and technology. I’m just getting started on my writing journey!

    When I’m not taste-testing garlic bread, I’m working on sustainability projects, web development, or tinkering with tech.

    📬 Reach out: hello@thegarlicbread.com