I choose to defend these pieces.
They always get ignored or thrown away.
Why would we do such a thing?
Garlic Bread Wisdom #1 — Officially?
We need to talk about the end pieces.
The ones no one picks first.
The crusty ends of the loaf.
The ones that get left behind in the bag…
until they’re the only thing left.
But here’s the truth:
The end pieces were NEVER the problem.
They were just different. Maybe less appealing, sure.
But more than just the end of the loaf —
they’re the backbone of the loaf.
They need to be toasted to be enjoyed.
They kept the soft slices safe.
They defended them from damage.
Held it all together.
And got ignored.
And you know what?
Slap some garlic butter on one of those pieces and toast it.
It becomes the crunch you didn’t know you needed.
The edge that cuts through the sad moments of life.
Next time, I better not see you toss it.
DO NOT SKIP IT.
It deserves to live and be enjoyed…
just like every other part of the loaf you bought.
Enjoy the rest of your day, whoever you are.
— Pat
About Me
Hey! I’m Pat, a high school student who enjoys great bread, building cool things online, and technology. I’m just getting started on my writing journey!
When I’m not taste-testing garlic bread, I’m working on sustainability projects, web development, or tinkering with tech.
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