About Me

Hey there — I’m the person behind The Garlic Bread Weekly.

No, I’m not a chef. No, I don’t run a restaurant. I’m just someone who thinks the internet needs more carbs and fewer passive-aggressive emails. This little blog started as a joke, then slowly turned into my favorite place to dump thoughts, make bad puns, and spew thoughts honestly.

I’m a high school student and chronically online human who finds comfort in eating the one and only garlic bread. You won’t find recipes here (for now), but you will find a scattered and interesting amount of writings from me.

I write this blog for anyone who:

Loves bread

Loves garlic bread

Loves food??

If that’s you, welcome. You belong here.
If it’s not you… maybe stick around anyway. Worst case, you leave with more info right?

Thanks for reading.

-Pat