Month: July 2025

  • What Actually Counts as Garlic Bread?

    You think you know garlic bread.
    But do you really?

    We are going to unpack the core of garlic bread. What fits under this broad umbrella. Because it’s more than just garlic bread.

    Core Members of the Garlic Bread Family
    Classic Garlic Bread – sliced loaf, toasted with garlic butter.

    Texas Toast – thick white bread, frozen or fresh, double-buttered.

    Garlic Knots – doughy, twisty, already proven part of the fam.

    Cheesy Garlic Bread – when garlic bread levels up with cheese.

    Garlic Naan – don’t fight me. Flatbread + garlic = garlic bread with a unique look.

    Extended Family (Still Welcome at Dinner)
    Maybe not on every menu, but they get invited to the reunion:

    Garlic Breadsticks

    Garlic Rolls

    Garlic Ciabatta / Focaccia

    Pizza crust brushed with garlic butter

    Garlic Monkey Bread – pull-apart bread? Still counts.

    Borderline Cousins (Controversial but Defendable)
    Garlic Pretzel Bites – garlic? bread? Technically. Pretzels are a bread product sooo…

    Rule of Thumb:
    If it’s made of bread and tastes like garlic,
    I consider it garlic bread. Fight me.

    I disabled the comments. But who knows. Maybe one day I’ll reenable them for you to share your debates.

    Call it what you want — toast, naan, knot, roll — doesn’t matter.
    If it has garlic and the composition of a bread, it can be considered a part of the family. Some closer than others, but related.

    “Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
    — Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    About Me
    Hey! I’m Pat, a high school student who enjoys great bread, building cool things online, and technology. I’m just getting started on my writing journey!

    When I’m not taste-testing garlic bread, I’m working on sustainability projects, web development, or tinkering with tech.

    📬 Reach out: hello@thegarlicbread.com